Diana: Hey, I got a present for you.
Me: What, why? What's the occasion?
Diana: It's your going away present.
Me: Aww, you didn't have to do that.
Diana: I know but I still want to. Just promise me that if you plan on giving it away, give it to someone that will take care of it. Don't sell it in the black market either.
Me: Oh wow, are you giving me a baby?
Diana: Oh, it's way better than a baby. Haha, listen to me, so materialistic.
