That doesn't happen everyday

So recently I've decided to take a 3 day vacation to Utah. Why? Well, I'll be visiting a friend. For the first time. How we met is probably the nerdiest way ever. Ok, not really but it is odd, haha. It was on X-Box Live.

Nerd

(Or geek, I never know which term to use.)
It's not so bad, people meet online all the time now days. (Yes, that helps me sleep at night.)

The main reason why I decided to go is because I just wanted to do something spontaneous. My life has always been the same routine, over and over again. Risky? Yes, but I don't really care. I just need to get the hell out of here, even if it's just for a weekend.

I concur

Diana: Hey, I got a present for you.

Me: What, why? What's the occasion?

Diana: It's your going away present.

Me: Aww, you didn't have to do that.

Diana: I know but I still want to. Just promise me that if you plan on giving it away, give it to someone that will take care of it. Don't sell it in the black market either.

Me: Oh wow, are you giving me a baby?

Diana: Oh, it's way better than a baby. Haha, listen to me, so materialistic.